A medical condition afflicting approx. 23.4% of the world's population which refers to a person who suffers from being TOO awesome. Signs and symptoms include: cranial overload leading to explosions, impregnation of various people, exhaustion, and sleep disorders. Condition may be regulated with the use of an intervenous injection of approximately 250-500cc of HypoAwesome and in extreme cases, euthanasia.

Dude: Doc, i ain't feeling so good...
(after assessment)
Doc: I'm sorry son...but you're suffering from HyperAwesomeness.
Dude: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (momentary pause) Wait...SWEET!

HyperAwesomeness by Spee-Rad September 5, 2007

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HyperHimes

HyperHimes is an absolute Angel of a person. He’s the most kind, caring, and charismatic person in the world. Feeling down? HyperHimes is there to pick ya back up. His heart is big, and he loves you very much. Be like HyperHimes, and treat everyone you meet with kindness.

“Man, HyperHimes is so nice... He gave me a bunch of Shinies in Pokémon! I love him!”

HyperHimes by HyperHimes January 25, 2021

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hypercare

Usually when your boss doesnt want you to screw up a project post launch.

So we just launched with a partner who is going to give us a lot of money so make sure you give them the hypercare service.

hypercare by guavajuice88 January 20, 2022

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Hyperparmesan

Adjective · Extremely biased in favor of Parmesan cheese.

The Hyperparmesan media often spreads misleading or out-of-context information to influence the public to exclusively consume Parmesan cheese.

Hyperparmesan by Trademark. October 4, 2024

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