Top Definition
To procrastinate to the highest level possible. Often times making all partys involved hypertensive.
Amber Hypercrastinated all night then showed up at my house 3 hours late, making my hypertension kick in, not because of the lateness but because of her hyperstyle of hyperexagerating everything ever.
by Mo Chaos March 26, 2014

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