An individual who strongly feels that they have an acute, highly contagious disease i.e. Polio, Bubonic plague, Ebola etc. when in reality they have all but a simple cough and a mosquito bite.
Individual 1. sneezes- HO- CRAP, OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS, I'VE GOT SWINE FLU. I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE ! TOO YOUNG ! I HAVE A LIFE ! WHAT ABOUT MY FAM-
Individual 2. - you bloody hyperchondriac.