hyperbole and a half

hilarious blog site. half web-comic, half life story, all funny. written by Allie Brosh.

origin of the "x ALL the y!" picture

"yeah i just read 'the god of cake' on hyperbole and a half, it was hilarious!"

hyperbole and a half by yapity December 14, 2011

Truthful hyperbole 

1. An exaggeration so big that it creates a black hole no truth can enter
2. Bullshit

Apple salesman: The iPhone 7 has every feature anyone could possibly want!
Jason: Bullshit, what about the headphone jack?
Mike: Chill, he's just using a truthful hyperbole.
Jason: So, bullshit?
Bob: Sounds like bullshit to me.

Truthful hyperbole by I stole your girl February 24, 2017

hyperlinear 

Linearity of such infinite nature that it reveals its cyclicality in the next cultural or metaphysical dimension.

Self-reference, which is congruent to consciousness itself, is a hyperlinear manifestation that has a recursive (cyclical) foundation.

hyperlinear by sandraxine October 25, 2017

Hyperborean pull-up 

a "Hyperborean pull-up" Is the act of doing pull-ups while shirtless and in the shortest shorts you can find (or naked if you're in seclusion) while it is either snowing or below freezing temperature

I want to finish my 50 Hyperborean pull-ups today, along with my daily 100 pull-ups scattered throughout the day

Hyperborean pull-up by Bur33 February 23, 2021

HyperSilence 

A guy who doesn't need to resort to using UrbanDictonary to insult people. Therefore, smarter than most of you. And probably cooler.

Simply reading the above definitions proves how I'm right.

HyperSilence by ladyofshadowfires August 18, 2005

hyperborea 

The lands of a people who were based in human history. It exists, find it.

Me and the boys are headed to Hyperborea.

hyperborea by HerdRider_Milk May 17, 2021

Hyperlike 

Facebook prank where one "likes" every post on a person's profile, inundating them with a large number of notifications.

"We just hyperliked the shit out of Adam Pastuzyn!"

Hyperlike by JGood311 August 9, 2009