Hyper Conservative 

To be Hyper Conservative means to be soo conservative that they are out of touch with reality.
To put your own beliefs before what is best for the People.

Individuals who are Hyper Conservative: Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann, Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney, Rush Limbaugh, George Bush, other rich, white, politicians.
Organizations that are Hyper Conservative: The KKK, the Westboro bapist church, The Heritage foundation

Hyper Conservative by Rational Voter January 9, 2012

hyperconservative 

A person who is so conservative in his or her political philosophy that he or she expects a native or citizen of a country to be employed and self-sufficient at all times (so as to not draw unemployment benefits or welfare), advocate or practice repressive social stands (such as not having sex outside of marriage), name calls those who disagree with them as socialists or communists, distracts voters on issues that have nothing to do with creating jobs and expanding opportunities for the citizenry (like questionable immigration practices or Muslims), and keeps expressing the mantra "take our country back" until it becomes boring.

Tea Party advocate: What is with these lazy unemployed people just going out and fornicating instead of getting an honest job at Wal-Mart?

Average citizen: I have no idea. Are they hurting me in any way?

Tea Party advocate: You didn't answer my question! You must be some kind of Marxist leftist ingrate who does not appreciate the hard "work" Wall Street employees and big business executives do on a daily basis! It is time to take our country back from illegal immigrants and slackers!

Average citizen: And what? To hand the United States over to Sarah Palin or Michele Bachmann to run? You are a hyperconservative and out of your freakin' mind!

hyperconservative by tbird4441 January 9, 2011

hyperconservative 

see [Donald Trump] and [Alex Jones]

I'm so glad Trump lost the election. Biden may not be much better but anything is better that some hyperconservative dick who has a 200K+ bodycount from this fucking pandemic. Hope he and his bootlicking followers keep crying like a bunch of fucking babies.

hyperconservative by itsjustcommonsense December 15, 2020

The Law of Conservation of Hype 

Hype cannot be created or destroyed, but only changed from one form to another

Why did Marvel have to release the second Captain America: Civil War trailer right before the release of Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice? Due to The Law of Conservation of Hype, some of my BVS hype has now been transferred to Spider-Man in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

The Law of Conservation of Hype by amkwong July 23, 2016