hypnotizing chickens 

Military and government jargon: The process of developing PowerPoint slides and other media that will induce coma in the audience.

"The news media sessions often last 25 minutes, with 5 minutes left at the end for questions from anyone still awake. Those types of PowerPoint presentations...are known as “hypnotizing chickens.” "

(New York Times, 4/27/10)

hypnotizing chickens by Four Iron Feet April 27, 2010

Hypnotizine 

The active ingredient in pork which acts like a drug, raising body temperature and acting on the brainstem.
Gives a false realization of immortality

If you eat a pound of bacon you'll get a mad hypnotizine rush

Hypnotizine by comrade plasternasty March 13, 2005

hypnotizinchikns 

The act of hypnotizin a group of chikns (chickens).

Mike- did you see that shit? it was hypnotizinchikns!

hypnotizinchikns by gumpygoos May 12, 2010

hypnotising 

So excited as if was being hypnotised

As Katy Perry sang: 'Your kiss is so hypnotising'.

hypnotising by Joeyloveable June 14, 2011

hypnotizing chickens 

Conducting a briefing or presentation heavily laden with powerpoint slides when the goal is not imparting information, as in pentagon briefings for reporters. The format typically consists of 20 minutes of powerpoint with 5 minutes allowed for questions from anyone left still awake.

The Pentagon's news conference about the recent massacre in Iraq was a half hour exercise in hypnotizing chickens.

hypnotizing chickens by Winking Chicken April 27, 2010

Hypnotizing Hot Girls 

Something you will want to do to get them to love you.

Daniel is an expert at hypnotizing hot girls. This may or may not be related to his good looks.

Hypnotizing Hot Girls by Ash Ketchum's Love Bug June 13, 2018

Hanetizingsandwipe 

scratchy wipes that supposedly disenfect your hands

give me a hanetizingsandwipe. So much more fun to say than baby wipe or squirt of the clear sanitizer.

Hanetizingsandwipe by KellyMountainRoad February 1, 2009