Hmmst 

A term invented to signify that someone is wondering something out loud, and wishes to look sophisticated.

Guy 1: If Ellen DeGeneres donated to charity, would she be called Ellen The Generous?
Guy 2: Hmmst 🤔

Hmmst by DanTheDolphinYT January 1, 2018

HYPMS

acronym used by prospective collegiate students / parents referring to Harvard, Yale, Princeton, MIT, Stanford,
generally known as the top 5 schools in the US.

Hey, what schools are you applying to?

Obviously HYPMS, and probably some public schools I might actually have a shot at.

HYPMS by ivyex November 8, 2012

Hummstabating 

Masturbating whilst humming a popular tune or rhythm.

Myles was Hummstabating to the theme of The Simpsons whilst thinking of Megan naked.

Hummstabating by Htimsailed April 8, 2015

Hammsered 

The act of being completely intoxicated, via Hamm's or Hamm's Special Light. Also, any other beverage from "The Land of the Sky Blue Waters."

Kuren: "I got really wasted last night off of too many wine coolers."

Cody: "I got Hammsered."

Hammsered by Miller_time November 19, 2012

fucking hamms 

explanation of Hamm's Beer in an excited matter. The only way somebody should speak of it anyway... Fucking Hamm's, from the land of sky blue waters

"fucking hamms Bud", "I'm going to the BevMo and grab me a fucking hamms"

fucking hamms by J. Gregoire May 9, 2008

Hamms & Milk 

The best drink ever. Ingredients: One part Milk, One park Hamms, 3 parts awesome.

Holy shit caleb i shit my pants after drinking Hamms & milk!!

waiter: who ordered the Hamms & Milk?
Caleb: That would be me. I'M JOHN DAY!!

Hamms & Milk by A well balanced Breakfast November 14, 2010

hymshak 

(pronounced him-shak) the dried cum in a girls panties that hardens into the crotch seams

joey: hey brian i gotta tell you what happened to me last night
brian: whats that
joey:i pulled this chicks panties off with my teeth and got hymshak all in my grill

hymshak by lacy hudson January 17, 2009