hygenic towel 

Placing a towel in a vagina and then having sex with that partner. After sex, you take a shower and then use the towel to dry off.

Me and you grandma got to use the hygenic towel today after work.

hygenic towel by Billy wang August 20, 2016

hygienically challenged 

a person who is unable to maintain proper hygene.

Audra: "Wow Brandon, you really need to take a bath"
Brandon: " But Audra, it's only been 4 days!"
Audra: "That is not acceptable, take a bath. You are starting to make me believe that you are hygienically challenged."

hygienically challenged by Audra and Brandon July 18, 2006

hygenocide 

the act in which the clean or hygenic commit the mass murder or genocide of the unclean.

god, i wish these damn crust punks would just go away. maybe its time for a hygenocide.

hygenocide by timoxpoop April 4, 2011

hygenisize

The verb form of performing any and all actions related to hygiene (showering, brushing teeth, etc..).

Damn I'm dirty, gonna need to hygenisize hardcore before I go to sleep tonight.

hygenisize by Swice April 17, 2005

hynenick maneuver 

Leaving an important task till the last mintue usually causing embarrassment.

writing the best mans speech was left till the night before the big day. It was a complete hynenick maneuver

hynenick maneuver by b-m-g June 13, 2007

hygienical 

the act of becoming clean and presentable. can apply to people or things.

"i am going to go get all hygienical for my date with alissa- i hear she puts out!"

"no- you can't come over- my house is NOT hygienical right now"

hygienical by sassy May 23, 2005

hygenital toothpaste 

hygienic toothpaste for your genitals

Girl: Have you seen Max's genitals?
Girl: No, why?
Girl: they are so clean.
Girl: Probably because he used Hygenital Toothpaste

hygenital toothpaste by bonaldballboy February 17, 2023