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Hyde Park, Chicago

So, most expansively, what I’d call Hyde Park extends from 47th Street to the Midway and from Lake Michigan to Cottage Grove. Some people really emphasize the distinction between (South) Kenwood and Hyde Park, but I don’t.

For almost 60 years, Hyde Park has been a proud, wholly artificial-seeming bubble in the midst of a sprawling black ghetto. 120 years ago, it was a swamp plus a thousand tons of earth dumped into the lake, conveniently accessible via rail. Today, portions of it need to be saved (or paved). Every tenth adult you meet is one of those eternal University hangers-on, while another tenth have made their relations with it (the University, that is) work.

There are grad students, working people, crackheads, neoliberals, and modestly successful 53rd Street gangsters… Think lakefront high-rises and walk-ups on 54th… There are bars on 55th Street, two Thai restaurants for every Thai person, bookstores on every major E-W thoroughfare, and like maybe even too many coffee shops, including that 24-hr Dunkin’ Donuts just off Dorchester – not to mention the whole Obama thing.

And the bubble is expanding, past 61st, 47th, and Washington Park. The future of said growth remains to be seen, especially since the recession hit and the Olympics fell through.

So, what is there to define that I cannot fully define? The parks are beautiful and the winters are frigid. We’re on the South Side, so you should root for the White Sox. I like it, I really do.
Hyde Park, Chicago: halfway between Englewood and Evanston, locked in its own strange subspace. The neighborhood that sort of works.
Hyde Park, Chicago by LexicalDiss September 27, 2010
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Hyde Park 

So, most expansively, what I’d call Hyde Park extends from 47th Street to the Midway and from Lake Michigan to Cottage Grove. Some people really emphasize the distinction between (South) Kenwood and Hyde Park, but I don’t.

For almost 60 years, Hyde Park has been a proud, wholly artificial-seeming bubble in the midst of a sprawling black ghetto. 120 years ago, it was a swamp plus a thousand tons of earth dumped into the lake, conveniently accessible via rail. Today, portions of it need to be saved (or paved). Every tenth adult you meet is one of those eternal University hangers-on, while another tenth have made their relations with it (the University, that is) work.

There are grad students, working people, crackheads, neoliberals, and modestly successful 53rd Street gangsters… Think lakefront high-rises and walk-ups on 54th… There are bars on 55th Street, two Thai restaurants for every Thai person, bookstores on every major E-W thoroughfare, and like maybe even too many coffee shops, including that 24-hr Dunkin’ Donuts just off Dorchester – not to mention the whole Obama thing.

So, what is there to define that I cannot fully define? The parks are beautiful, the winters are frigid. We’re on the South Side, so you should root for the White Sox. I like it, I really do.
Hyde Park: halfway between Englewood and Evanston, locked in its own strange subspace. The neighborhood that sort of works.
Hyde Park by ok_brothrags February 20, 2011

hyde park cowboys 

The objective of the organization shall be to teach the youth of our organization the basics of football, cheerleading, teamwork and to firmly implant the ideas of sportsmanship, honesty, loyalty and integrity. It is the belief of this organization that these young athletes, through their participation in the sport of football and cheerleading, will develop the qualities of leadership, responsibility and self-respect. It is these qualities we hope will contribute to their personal growth as well as the growth of the communities that we represent .
hyde park cowboys is an organization for youths ages 7-15 to teach and play football/cheerleading

new hyde park 

A town in New York that sits half in Queens and half in Nassau. Many Indian and Pakistani immigrants settle here. Also, guidos run around with their tape-ups around here. It is home of the Dublin Pub (guido club--despite the deceiving name) and the McMansion (McDonald's in a mansion). And if MS-13 things they can role around here they will get fucked up.
I live in New Hyde Park.
new hyde park by irish blood September 21, 2005

new hyde park 

Half of new hyde park is in queens, and the other half is in nassau. People in nhp are usually wealthy, but kids who go to herricks or great neck are the rich ones out of all the new hyde parkers. New hyde park is a pretty boring place to hang out, except the fact the lake success plaza is close by.
New hyde park is boring.
new hyde park by ishadk August 6, 2006

Hyde Park, NY 

Many of the caucasion teenagers here think they are cool, and hard- but they are neither. Hyde park kids live in places like Clinton Corners and Staatsburg. Hyde park kids are not cool, and definitely not hard. They tend to only fight in groups. Most of these kids drive sooped up hondas that are still slow.
Examples are pointless. Just go there, and laugh at those kids.
Hyde Park, NY by Po Town Rep March 13, 2005

Hyde Park Hatian fake out 

A common condition in which hatians poorly fake symptoms of life threatning illness
Symptoms include but are not limited to
1. Yelling
2. Extremities flailing in every direction w/ associated screaming.
3. Profusely sweating (not due to actual illness)
4. shortness of breath (while speaking in full sentences)
5. Inability to walk with or without assistance.

The hyde park hatian is very sly, cunning, slippery, smelly and loud. even though they are as dumb as door nails they find ways of getting stuff free and staying out of trouble by playing stupid.

just remember never believe a hyde park hatian is sick.
johnny: i was at shaws yesterday and this man had a full blown case of the hyde park hatian fake out.