a creature that is a hybrid of a dragon and a horse but it also has a touch of mystical in it.... also breathes fire
i just went for my morning jog with my pet mystical dragonhorse
my pet mystical dragonhorse just dropped a giant shit on my neighbors yard.
A half-goose half-goat creature with a great shopping sense and the ability to jump three times its own height. May also apply to an artistic depiction of said animal.
Person 1: OMG, I NEED NEW CLOTHEZZZZ
Person 2: OMGEEE HAVE THE GOOSAHOPGOODSHOPHOOF HELP YOU, HE HAS GREAT SHOPPING SENSE AND CAN JUMP AND GET THINGS FROM THE TOP SHELVES.
Person 1: That's a really nice goosahopgoodshophoof you have in your living room.
Person 2: Thanks, I got it from Gregory Greggson's goosahopgoodshophoof emporium.
|31.||Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter|
A Beautiful and mythical beast, Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter is thought to be the results of a horrible genetic experiment. A Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter is a hybrid between a bat, pig, yoda, a frog, stitch, dog and Anne Boleyn. Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenters are often preceded by a unique overpowering and pungent flatulent stench and/or odd snorting/gurgling sounds.
"Fadi Enchees/Enchis" as they are often referred to, display Charlie Sheen like ability to get away with near murder. Their extreme fuglieness is the source of their power.
You can often find Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenters engaging in short intense bouts of frantic/manic and seemingly pointless activities followed by prolonged periods of extreme lethargy and sonic snoring.
Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenters will eat any animal, plant, or mineral substance offered to them at any time regardless of their actual need for nutrients, although they are not adept at the act of chewing.
If you encounter a Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter, your best chance to escape a severe slobbering is to distract the creature with a squeaky object and then run at a medium pace in the opposite direction. Do not strain yourself and risk pulling muscles, Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenters are NOT know for their speed or athletic abilities.
Did you see that Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter? I've never seen anything that simultaneously cute and ugly!
If there is a God, Fadi Enchilada was surely made from all the left over parts.
She may be dumb, but at least she's no Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter!
I know I shouldn't, but I really want to touch that Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter.
Once revered as the most handsome creature in the world, it now leads a retired life as a consultant in a rather dingy chat room.
"A Lion/Phoenix/Unicorn Hybrid, Linixicorn is very rare breed"
The first donkeypotamus was visualized, designed, and developed in a basement sometime around the year 2000 using voodoo, embryonic stem cell research, cybernetic technology, Christianity, various Indian spices, needles, thread, and psilocybin mushrooms.
There are approximately 4 donkeypotamuses in the world. Unfortunately, donkeypotamuses have built-in camera sensing mechanisms along with an insatiable hunger for eating the cameras which they detect.
The International Donkeypotamus Association was founded in 2008 to help facilitate public education of the vicious yet lovable hybrid creature known as the donkeypotamus.
The donkeypotamus ate my camera!!!!!!!
The act of preparing a womens asshole for anal intercourse finger by finger until all fingers from both hands are involved in a vigorous "pecking" motion. The participant then resembles a hybrid creature known as a birdy ninja.
"I didnt fit at first so i had to birdy ninja her asshole"
Mythical(?) cat-rabbit hybrid. Flocks to hipster meccas, burrowing ten to twenty miles outside downtown to avoid overstimulation. Enjoys tobacco and craft beers.
Comes in British, Siamese, and Antarctic breeds.
The British cabbit is a nocturnal creature who, indeed, does live on scones and milk tea alone.