Head Up Your Ass Syndrome- commonly associated with teenage girls, bad drivers, and clueless significant others. Can be used to describe potential girlfriends who just wont dump the arch douche they're with.
Me-That bitch just cut me off!
Friend(i dont really have any but just play along)- They have huyas
Girl- I don't want to make him mad...
Me- ZOMG you have huyas! The only way to cure it is to have sex with me! Fast, before its too late!