hotstitute 

An extremely hot prostitute. The hottest hooker you have ever seen. So hot that it makes it OK that she is a prostitute.

I'm putting that hotstitute's child through college.

Maria Bello plays a great hotstitute in Payback.

hotstitute by InspectorSlap February 19, 2011

huspitate 

When someone is about to lightweight freak out, have a BF bitch fit, a wannabe panic attack over something soo rediciulous..

OH MY GOSH MOM HURRY UP AND TIE MY SHOE IM ABOUT TO HUSPITATE!!!

I might huspitate if you wear that shirt... we dont do tank tops!

huspitate by SophieMahree May 22, 2014

hipstitute 

A super hipster; one who might be mistaken for a hooker except for certain defining characteristics such as "the mohawk", loud gaudy clothing, and thick rimmed sunglasses. Their clothes and accessories are more for show and less for function. Male hipstitutes might have a moose knuckle resulting from their supper skinny jeans; female hipstitutes might wear fishnet stockings and dark makeup. This type of hipster is just trying to hard.

Check out those hipstitutes tricking outside the indie rock bar.

hipstitute by hctz824 December 14, 2010

Bustitute 

A bustitute generally refers to either:

1)A Substitute Bus Driver.

The "bus" stands for the vehicle & the "titute" is short for Substitute which is a replacement for your original Bus Driver.

2)A Prostitute who frequents a city bus, school bus, or any type of elongated vehicle used to transport people from one distance to a designated area. The Bustitute, in this case, is often seen on the same bus once or several times a day on the same bus at the same time.

1) "Our bustitute sucks ass. I'm gonna squirt her with moldy ketchup."

2) "That Bustitute is pissing me off with that awful smell of hers and the way she smokes. I might just kill her."

Bustitute by K9S25AA12 May 25, 2010

Hobtitute 

Short hobbits that are always horny that sex people for gold coins.

Bro look Aidan totally looks like a Hobtitute.

Hobtitute by GrufferTheDumbass March 31, 2020

Hubstitute 

Noun. The man in a womans life who fills the role of Husband even though she knows there is not a chance in Hell he will ever marry her.

This is my Hubstitute John. We have been together for 12 years now.... no we arent married....no we arent engaged...

Hubstitute by locarb June 10, 2009

hugstitute 

persons who work in "cuddle cafes" in Japan. a cuddle cafe is akin to other types of cafes where you pay for an item or service. in this case, you pay for an allotted time with a professional cuddler. (one of my nephews made this word up.)

i went to a cuddle cafe today... they had
all sorts of cuddlers...i.e. a hugstitute.

hugstitute by swiss smarty November 28, 2013