Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) 

Neglected Zumba Husband is a man married to an obsessed Zumba addict and is always stuck taking care of the kids, cooking meals and cleaning the house. Most wish their wife is half as nice to them as she is to her Zumba students, and sex.... let's not even go there.

My Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) does all the work around the house while I'm out teaching Zumba classes. See Neglected Zumba Husband page on facebook.

Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) by NZH Prez May 25, 2011

husband-nagger 

Tank-tops worn by women who are beaten by men wearing "wife-beaters."

In episode 123a of "COPS," Darlene complained that her husband Cooter was "ornery." She sported a typical "husband-nagger." Specifically, Darlene's was white, ribbed, and stained with popcorn chicken and PBR residue.

husband-nagger by Joe Lafayette November 13, 2005

welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk 

Yes, this is a word. It's another name for the houseleek.

"Why is there a welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk on your roof?"
"What?"

welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk by CToad7 ALT March 14, 2023

National husband day 

The national day for every husbands

A day of extra love for them

Celebrate this day by giving your husband a lot of love

Happy national husband day!

National husband day by Journalist Eve apple August 5, 2021

not-husband 

Your male partner/life partner/significant other who you are not married to but eternally committed to and who you may or may not have a child with.

To be used in place of boyfriend, man friend, significant other, or partner.

"My not-husband got me the prettiest bouquet of flowers yesterday for my birthday." "I'm thinking about getting my not-husband concert tickets."

not-husband by Mo Mentum January 4, 2013

National husband Day 

This day is to appreciate your husband for everything he has done for your family, for helping with bring money to the family, helping with the bills, helping bringing food to the table, extra

This day is on August 6th

Wife: thank you for everything you have done for this family
Husband: why are u saying this and your welcome
Wife: because it's National husband Day!!

National husband Day by Daronad August 6, 2021

August 15th National Husband Day 

National Husband Day!

Appreciate them that little more today

August 15th National Husband Day means you have to be appreciative of your husband that little more today for everything they do for you

Lily: Hey I love you so much!
Wyatt: Thankyou how random?!
Lily: Today is national husband day so I need to appreciate you just as much today!
Wyatt: Why can’t you be like this everyday? :)

August 15th National Husband Day by You’llNeverFindOutHeHe August 5, 2021