Top Definition
an abrupt kiss given by a husband to a wife while the wife is talking to silence her momentarily
Wife: "Michael, can you blah blah blah...."
Husband: swift kiss to the wife to shut her up and then continues playing video games
Wife: "I was talking"
Husband: "I was giving wonderful Husband Kisses" and then goes back to playing video games
by hubbynottubby July 16, 2012

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