hurtz

hurtz is used to describe something that is "hurtin'" or of bad quality. Used to describe people and/or almost anything else.

guy #1: I'm gonna eat this KFC cole slaw
guy #2: aww, that's hurtz dude.
guy #1: well, my mom has large bazoongas
guy #3: deece
guy #4: yeah, she isn't hurtz at all

by Hertz Rentals October 24, 2008

Hurtz Donut

The act or prank of asking someone if they would like a "Hurtz Donut". If they reply yes, they are punched as hard as possible and told: "Hurts, don't it?"

Hey Patrick, want a Hurtz Donut?
Okay! (then punched)
Hurts, don't it?

by Anonomouslyinurpants November 16, 2010

hurtz bagurtz

A variation of hurtz but with the added 'bagurtz' to give more emphasis to the hurtn' subject.

an unattractive girl walks by
Jake: "hurtz bagurtz!"

by Taylor Cook October 24, 2008

Hurtz Donut

Bloodless castrator band. Used on cattle, sheep, goats, dogs and rural rapists.

Better put two hurtz donuts on that bull calf, he's a big 'n, one might break and he won't let you try again.

by RevBroG November 22, 2015