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Mr. Hurth 

An almighty being so full with power and will ready to change and empower anything some believe he created the universe himself and God stole his thunder, but you know what Lord Hurth did not strike the weakling down and instead let God have his idea since Lord Hurth is so humble. Mr. Hurth is so amazing when people are near their days get a thousand times better when they are in the presence of Lord Hurth. But don't think just because he is great and humble if you do anything horrific in front of Lord Hurth he will happily blink you out of existence and go on with his day further showing his ultimate power and will to make things right. He currently resides at a school and teaching children, with a heavy french accent, that they need to be good in life and save entire busses full of small children. He also invested millions into various charities.
Person One: " Did you hear that Mr. Hurth saved an entire school bus of small children?"
Person Two: "He's a national hero"
Mr. Hurth by Ronny Mccoy March 29, 2021
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Mr Hurth 

Person 1: Mr Hurth is the father of all of us. He birthed us all-
Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Mr Hurth by Your mum idk March 29, 2021
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