got your feelers hurt 

Getting feelings hurt, a cute way of saying it.

Aww, I'm sorry that asshole was so mean to you! You got your feelers hurt!

got your feelers hurt by Starchylde May 25, 2016

Hurry Sundown! 

This phrase is used by people who want time to move quickly, so they may move on with their lives, ala prison release, military discharge, school graduation...

The inmate said "3 weeks until I flatten this time, so Hurry Sundown!"

Hurry Sundown! by I, Wreckerrr October 16, 2019

Hurricane Dick 

When a weather person is showing a hurricane or other major storm on a green screen and standing in such a way that makes the predicted path of the storm form a phallic shape in front of them, resembling a penis.

Bob: Did you catch the 6 o’clock news? The weather guy had a huge hurricane dick going on!
Tom: Yup, looks like florida is gonna get fuuuuucked

Sally: Who needs porn when you can turn on the weather channel and see Jim Cantore’s gigantic hurricane dick?

Hurricane Dick by But Sects December 11, 2019

hurricane tortilla 

A hurricane where a bag of tortilla chips land on the ground commonly known as (Hurr-cane Tor-ti-la)

"Hurricane Katrina, more like Hurricane Tortilla"

hurricane tortilla by Oh_my_spagehteo January 9, 2018

Kor-Hurt 

When you see a shitpost in Korea that is just for laughs, but you HAVE to turn it into an academic discussion and talk about how smart you are.

"I made a meme about how uninspired Korean fashion is and Michael got all Kor-Hurt about it."

Kor-Hurt by lokimonoxide January 17, 2021

now nothing will ever hurt 

Now nothing will ever hurt them again!
These are traditional words of condolence in my family over death.

Now nothing will ever hurt them again!

now nothing will ever hurt by I, Wreckerrr December 13, 2020

Samuel Huerta 

A very fat Mexican, Sammy is straight out of the suburb of Cicero Illinois (you already know he not wts) he was a wannabe Gd then turned maniac due to him liking nazi symbols cause he hates blacks. Even tho Cicero is 99% Mexicans that wish they lived in lil village. In fact Samuel Huerta is just a fat peice of lard that’s wishes to be a Maniac and creams of the idea of meeting elvy the god. In conclusion he’s worthless and morbidly obese. He is known to be posted up at 52nd ct (dry ass block)

Yoooo you herd Samuel Huerta flipped Latin king

Samuel Huerta by Fto Xavier Brass July 27, 2020