A person—a scavenger of sorts, who, throughout the
course of the workday, roams his/her company halls, meeting rooms and
cavernous spaces in search of any kind of food or drink—even of the stale
variety. Because of the corporate racoon’s cheap nature and “if it’s free,
I’ll take it! Even if it’s garbage” mentality, this character doesn't care
what it is as long it can be stuffed down his/her throat.
"Dude, look at Hank scrunched in the corner over there. Is he scarfing down
that old-ass sandwich?"
"Yikes, Hank, you hungry much? Those sandwiches are from a meeting that finished five hours ago. That meat looks sick and the mayonnaise stinks. You sick bastard."
"Hey man, can't help it. I'm a Corporate racoon. I obviously need help."
“Help? Dude, you’re disgusting. Throw that shit out.”
"Hey, Trisha, where'd you get the turkey wrap?"
"I was walking by the conference room and scarfed it from leftovers from that meeting that ended three hours ago, before they cleaned up the mess."
"Disgusting -- you are nothing but a corporate racoon."
|44.||Pulling a Tooney|
A poor excuse to get out of doing something that thus person is too shy, lazy, or unsociable to do. Named after the infamous Daniel Toone (1991 AD).
Or pulling a member of society called Toone by the hair, either on head or pubic region.
Pulling a Tooney - "I can't come out, I have jetlag."
"I had to sign out, I thought I was ill but it turns out I was just hungry"
E.G Tooney is one lazy bastard, thus the term Pulling a Tooney to get out of something.
a brown-eye pie is when someone poops on themself (preferably soft poop) and do not let the fecal matter leave their butt, they just squeeze their cheeks together to create a sort of pie filling in their butt. The person then finds a dirty, hungry hobo and asks if he/she wants pie. Being completelly famished since the poor lazy bastard doesnt have a job he/she agrees. The person then lays down (on stomach with pants down) and the hobo opens up the butt cheeks to find a delicious anal goo filling filled with an assortment of vitamins, nutrients, and STANK!!
aww man I have to poop...hey why dont you make a brown-eye pie for all of us to eat...GREAT IDEA!! i just ate taco bell to so its gonna be spicey..OOOOh me likey spicey...stfu pablo and go mow my lawn
overweight fool who eats on a regular basis. Is also a fat sweaty man that plays css and dragon age origins all day long (until hes hungry again)
The justean is also know to be a lazy bastard
guy : OMG that guys a proper justean.
girl: i know hes discusting
6.Thinks no end of himself and is going to get hit someday.
9. offensive bastard
11.No self respect
13.dangerous in bed.
16. Heartbreaker in a selfish manner.
17. Desperate for girls, popularity, attention, BOOBS
18. A very bad friend
1. Boy: Hey
Boy: Youre hot
Girl: Uh.. Thankyou.
Boy: Can i suck your boobs?
Girl: Eww. Youre gross. Youre such a sannjit
2. Ella: Why is that guy staring at my boobs?
Brittany: Dont worry about it. Hes a sannjit.
3. Nelly: Omg. Hes so wierd. He guessed the colour of my panties in 5 seconds.
Kelly: oh, he definitely has sannjit.
4.Man1: No one cares about me.
Man2: Dude, you are a Sannjit. Go kill yourself.
5.Man 1: THAT guy doesnt wear an underwear.
Man 2: Faack dude. He has sannjit.
6.Girl1:where you going?
Girl 2: His room. He called me over.
Girl1: What is wrong with you? He wants to rape you.
Girl1: hes sannjit! Duh. rapist!
7.Boy: Who you dating?
Boy: Hahaha, he doesnt have a dick.
Girl: uhh. Sure.
Boy: Fyi, hes gay.
Girl: yeah yeah, rub it in
A power hungry egotistical bastard with an addiction to Mountain Dew. Always wanting to one up the crowd and find every opportunity to show off. Loves to be the center of attention.
Damn that Bucoda, he just had to tell his story about punching a horse in the face at my wedding!
|49.||bitten by the cobra|
to feel so drowsy that sleep is inevitable.
"Whats a matter with you, dude?"
"Im ok, I think I just got bitten by the cobra."
"Oh, you mean you just going to pass out for a few minutes."
"Ya, that's it then I'm going to get right back up again and start eating again cause I'm a hungry little bastard."