1. my middle name
2. my middle leg
3. to have your penis so large that you are able to knock the bottom of females pussies out. so that they believe that they have been on their period for months due to the fact it wont stop bleeding
dumb bitch: "I have to go to the doctor my pussy wont stop bleeding"
doctor: "no your not on the rag, your cervex has been knocked into your throat due to too much rough sex, I suggest you due two things
1 you stop that immadiatly
2 introduce me to that man that is so well HUNG
to have a big dick
Dude, I'm hung like a horse. or Damn, he's hung like an army mule!
To posses male genitals that are larger than average, espcially with regard to length, and especially with regard to the penis.
Often used with "well-" as an adjective, or else as a simile, as in "hung like a donkey".
James is so well-hung his party trick is to tie a knot in it.
To have a penis so long, that when flaccid it appears to be 'hanging' loose from the body, with the tip past the balls.
Contrary to definition #8, this is not race-modified, the only criteria being that the penis is long enough to 'hang'.
Also not precisely the same has having a 'huge' penis, as it is possible to be 'hung' yet have a narrow penis. This is seen most often in African-American males.
Tyrone was hung but pencil-dicked, Tonya found out much to her suprise.
Brad was so hung he had to tuck his dick under when he wore shorts.
To have an monstrously huge dick.
Danny is hung like a horse, it's 12 inches!
The state of a male having a well-endowed penis, above the majority of men. Hung implies that a guy is at least 7.5" in lenght when erect, at least 2" in width and 5.5" in girth.
Andre is hung.
Hung men feature in porn videos.
A guy can haved a toned, slim body and be hung.
1. Is an Evil boss who likes to bully his staff to getting more work the minute they open their mouths to ask about something or to mention an idea.
2. Is an Emo Pirate boss who creates new definitions about their staffs' names, and who gets the same treatment in the end <snigger>
3. Is also called HEEP - Hung the Evil Emo Pirate
Staff 1: I have a question about this topic...
Hung: Great question! You can do this work.
Staff 1: Uh, I don't think I can... you see--
Hung: Of course you can!
Staff 1: B-but....
Hung: No doubt about it, you've just signed up for more work!
Staff 1: ....
Staff 2: (whispers) You've just been Hung-ed!
Very funny guy, can make everyone and anyone laugh. Great storyteller. Always up for fun and adventure. Very carefree and social. Loves the outdoors and getting his hands dirty. The best kind of guy to have a beer with. The perfect role model for sportsmanship and team work. Thinks democracy and capitalism have failed. Would rather work for his parents and help out his family, than work a real job and make money. Has more friends than most, his friends love him dearly, and he would do anything for them too. Has many fans, and is very approachable. Has a mean side, and can be very apathetic and cruel if you cross him. Difficult for him to forgive and forget. Women quickly fall for him, and fall hard. Known for being a bad boyfriend, unless he's in love; then he's very sweet, considerate, loving, affectionate and loyal. Whatever he's interested in, he's passionate about. Very smart, not an intellectual, but excels academically without having to work hard. Extremely sexy, effortlessly handsome, and always leaves me wanting more ;) I love you Angrynammer, lots very <3
Hung: "You guys want to have a Joes vs. Pros volleyball competition?"
Friend 1: "Sure man. So the guys who play in a competitive league are Pros? And the ones who don't, or have never played at all, are Joes?"
Hung: "Well, it's really quite simple. You 'Pros' aren't considered pro just because you excel at volleyball. You aren't getting paid or playing at a professional level, you could be downright shitty. But the fact is you are PROS at LIFE. You have husbands/wives, kids, diapers, mortgages, diapers, jobs, responsibilities, sanity, self dignity, intelligence, kids, diapers and more kids (on the way?) and of course each other as lifetime friends/partners/team mates. In any case, this is why I think you guys are Pros. Because if you take a look at us Joes, we really have a long way to go before we reach Pro status. Especially long if you are specifically comparing intelligence, dignity and sanity. I think I speak for the Joes when I say it's great that you Pros can compete and yell at each other and at times look as if you actually hate each other but then pull together and win. Just like in life." *shotguns beer*