Humankind reverting to hamster like behavior, Humsterism...Pack enough hamsters in a box and they get bored, confused, violent and eventually become cannibals. Its not a Zombie Apocalypse. Its the beginning of the "Dawn of the Humster"
"Humster eats face of homeless man in Miami"
by thandor June 02, 2012
Human hamster which was bred by Dutch PhD Dick in Deutchland. Typically a violent temperment. Must be kept in warm secure environment. Not good with children and other small pets. Feeds on human pellets.
I got bit by a humster in the bathroom today.
by Dr. M. Dickie August 30, 2010