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3.
Term used primarily by gay men to describe a cute, muscular, little, stocky guy that's perfect for spooning with.
Did you know that Seth Green is only 5'4" tall?

Yes, he is so humpy!
by sketchygurl September 03, 2010
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1.
(adj.) used to describe a person, usually male, whose body is beautifully sculpted or "humped" with muscles. Having this characterstic typically makes him "humpable," although not in the case of such humpy persons as Lou Fariggno or that annoying blond australopithecine who sells exercise equipment on infommercials.
After leaving his weight-training class, Ignacio looked all humpy.
by evil little monkey June 08, 2005
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2.
When you have the hump with someone, using the word "hump" also meaning grumpy.
Hump + grumpy: Humpy.
Gemma didn't get any sleep because of ben, so she became humpy.
Ben i havn't slept for 3 days
Gemma- Woah you must be humpy
by girlwithblue17 January 19, 2011
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4.
Gay slang from the 70s for hot. Hot enough to hump. That's all. You don't need muscles to be humpy, any kind of hot will do.
Lou Reed used it in "Street Hassle" (1978), "Ooh what humpy muscle/Call out the National Guard."
by VikingMI November 15, 2013
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5.
A humble way for talking about sex.
Wanna make humpies??
by Walter B. March 12, 2006
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6.
A person who has had too much martini and moonwalks and dry humps everything in sight.
Humpy the Ewok
was on TV news one day
It was Halloween with the Star Wars theme
And some guests trying to earn their pay

Humpy the Ewok
hear his story if you can
He just slams a drink, don't know what to think
Then he humps an anchorman

There must've been a mistake
With the Endor diet slip
For right in view of the whole wide world
He just snapped from a single sip.

Oh, Humpy the Ewok
Started pouting in his trance.
He was just being rude, playing with his food
Then he did a little dance.

Humpy the Ewok
Moonwalked for the world to see.
And to top it off, did some pushups
Right on live broadcast TV.

Humpity, hump hump
Humpity, hump hump
Humpy stole the scene.

Humpity, hump hump
Humpity, hump hump
Careful what you see on screen.

Humpity, hump hump
Humpity, hump hump
Humpy stole the scene.

Humpity, hump hump
Humpity, hump hump
Careful what you see on screen.
by ForceCast Viewer #229 December 29, 2009
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7.
1. An Aboriginal hut made out of mud and sticks usualy of pore construction.

2. A badly built or povo building
look at that humpy man, it is so povo. who would want to live there
by Aussicrochunter May 04, 2005
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