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2. humpus
a sexual fetish involving using humus as lubricant
Damn, that girl is supa fly, I gotta get my humus out and we can humpus all night
1. humpus
A fat one. One that openly displays a need to fornicate with another. Found commonly in North America with overweight women.
Not thinking out loud "oh damn, here comes a humpus, I gotta get outta here!".
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