After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.
"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."
A word used to adress hot or racy pictures, normally used in plural form: Humpty Dumpties
Kenny: Yo I just got a pic from Jessica!
Jake: Bro what kind of pic?
Kenny:A Humpty Dumpty!
Jake: Damn bro send it to me!
Having sex with a person and the discarding them in the most expedient manner.
Frank and Lisa were dating for a month or so but the she humpty dumpty 'd him.
Typically a fat person who waddles when they walk.
Look at that Humpty Dumpty!
When an obese person puts on skinny jeans and is magically turned egg shaped with stick-like legs.
"I saw this girl at a party and she totally looked like a humpty dumpty"
when you are sleeping at someone's house and you are really uncomfortable so you escape
before they wake up.
I didnt want to say goodbye to her in the morning so I humpty dumpty-ed out of the house
A sex move; used when you are holding the female in the air while banging her. Just before you are about to cum, you drop the girl on the floor and jizz all over her. You then leave the scene.
Mark: Did you bang that chick I saw you with last night?
Nick: Yeah, but I saw no future in the relationship, so I gave her a Humpty Dumpty and left.