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disgraced by inebriation, embarassingly drunk, negatively affected by the consumption of alcohol (etymology; humpty-dumpty: "humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the kings' horses and all the king's men, couldn't put humpty together again---")
"Like yo, she drank a whole fifth of vodka and got humptied fallin' down the stairs!"

"I got humptied last night, pukin' all over the floor and fallin' on people."
by Spike Endpiece December 30, 2007
When you set down your glass piece in a stupid way and it falls over and cracks
"I put the bowl into my oil rig to see if it would work and set it down for one second and it immediately tipped over and humptied."
by Pozoe June 07, 2015

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