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The middle back seat of a car which is usually never called unless the bitch seat is the only one left. or the trunk.
Girls or little kids are often stuck with this seat. Unless they are really a bitch. Then they get the bitch seat.
Hump is 5th best after driver, shot gun, wing man, andback seat driver, but better than trunk or bitch seat.

Ben-shot gun! Bitches.
John-wing man! YES!!
Frank-Damn. I guess I got the hump.
Anthony- I'll take back seat driver.
Russell- All that is left is the trunk. So that's mine.
John- Nope, the dead guy is in the back. So you'll have to sit in the bitch seat.
Who's driving?!?
by jpabaloni December 02, 2006
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A slang term for Camel brand cigarettes.
"I need a pack of humps"
"I need a hump"
"I need to be humped"

Customer to convenience store clerk: "Hump me"
Clerk: "What?!!?"
by M Rockwell February 15, 2007
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for a person or animal to stick its penis into another person or animals vagina or asshole
he was so horny he had to hump something so he humped the nearest thing to him- his dog (who by the way is also a male). He grabbed the dog aggresively and tore down is pants and boxers at the same time, all the while pulling the dog closer and closer. Soon the positioned the dog over his erect penis and started humping. his penis went in and out, slowly at first then getting faster and faster, in out in out. the dog loved it and whined in pleasure. soon the dog wriggled out of his arms and the man smiled as the dog cirled behind him. He lay down on the couch and now it was the dog's turn. the dog lay on his back, pushing his penis into the man with pleasure and whining uncontrollably. When they were both done they lay happily together, side by side. "You truly are mans best friend" the guy said, smiling "and a heck of a good humper too." Then the dog and guy went at it in another round of humping.
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When combined with sport-to rub up against someone in a secksual way. See sport-hump.
Back in the day, we used to sport-hump the damsels out back 'o the barn after the county ball.
by hydroponics May 20, 2003
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lowly worker, grunt, pee-on, low on the totem pole
origin: hunched or hump-backed from hard labor

“I wish these humps would hurry up and move those boxes.”
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when taken, means to take offence to
I asked Jonesy to pay back the £50 I loaned him when we were in the pub and he got the right hump. Typically used in Guy Ritchie films and pronounced "roight hamp" by mockneys
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an acronym for "Higher Up Management Person", generally used in a mildly derogatory but loving sense, much as one might feel about a three-legged puppy
Far from solving the problem, everything the HUMP's tried seemed to make things worse
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