hummuttering

A cross between humming and muttering usually performed by your nearest coworker.

Dave couldn't concentrate while his coworker, C.H. was hummuttering.

hummuttering by tophatd October 19, 2009

humbutter 

hummus: Chickpeas that are cooked with canola oil and assorted seasoning then smashed.

You need to get humbutter from the store so I can make a humbutter sandwich.

humbutter by anonymous August 1, 2012

huubutters 

someone with serious facial issues and lack of understanding of why they stick out in the crowd

u is not well mint u is well below average u is huubutters darling

huubutters by Fat Shit In Da House !!!! March 30, 2005

hummusiér 

A hummusiér is a person who specializes in the servicing and pairing the right hummus to the person. They have swooshed thousand type of hummus and going to great measures to know everything to know about hummus. They know about the smell, the he taste the texture the correct direction of wiping (ניגוב) the hummus.

Diner: So.. what kind of hummus do you recommend?
Waiter: Please hold, I will call the Hummusiér for you.

hummusiér by flip20 December 22, 2023

hummusiér 

A hummusiér is a person who specializes in the servicing and pairing the right hummus to the person. They have swooshed thousand type of hummus and going to great measures to know everything to know about hummus. They know about the smell, the he taste the texture the correct direction of wiping (ניגוב) the hummus.

Diner: So.. what kind of hummus do you recommend?
Waiter: Please hold, I will call the Hummusiér for you.

hummusiér by flip20 December 22, 2023

hummusiér 

A hummusiér is a person who specializes in the servicing and pairing the right hummus to the person. They have swooshed thousand type of hummus and going to great measures to know everything to know about hummus. They know about the smell, the he taste the texture the correct direction of wiping (ניגוב) the hummus.

Diner: So.. what kind of hummus do you recommend?
Waiter: Please hold, I will call the Hummusiér for you.

hummusiér by flip20 December 22, 2023

Hummusiér 

A hummusiér is a person who specializes in the servicing and pairing the right hummus to the person. They have swooshed thousand type of hummus and going to great measures to know everything to know about hummus. They know about the smell, the he taste the texture the correct direction of wiping (ניגוב) the hummus.

Diner: So.. what kind of hummus do you recommend?
Waiter: Please hold, I will call the Hummusiér for you.

Hummusiér by flip20 December 22, 2023