Hummusexual
Hummusexual by jewmoney808 April 16, 2016
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hummus fart
An especially horrific fart characterized by a protracted ripping sound that resonates as it exits the anus.
hummus fart by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2020
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hummus-face
A hummuscidal raging leb commonly found on irc channels. Known for raging hard over the smallest things.
hummus-face by koothrappali July 12, 2012
Hummus Armor
LAN dodging usually performed by dipping your mouse in Hummus as well as by making IED's and doing push-ups on webcam. Common to Counter Strike: Source players who are afraid to go to LAN.
Hummus Armor by broder_gloosys October 9, 2009
dump the hummus
1) To defecate fecal matter that resembles the texture and/or color of hummus.
2) To defecate (i.e. take a shit, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf)
Origin: a 4 year-old boy once peered curiously into the murky depths on his first trip to an outhouse and exclaimed to his mother, "Someone dumped their hummus in there!"
2) To defecate (i.e. take a shit, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf)
Origin: a 4 year-old boy once peered curiously into the murky depths on his first trip to an outhouse and exclaimed to his mother, "Someone dumped their hummus in there!"
Ugh! My stomach is rumbling. I think I need to dump the hummus.
That bathroom smells like someone dumped the hummus.
That bathroom smells like someone dumped the hummus.
dump the hummus by agoraphone August 31, 2011
Hummuscidal
Hummuscidal is a person who consumes hummus in outrages amounts which causes long term aggressive diarrhea and bad body odor.
overloading your digestive system with hummus may cause:
strange stomach noises
short term memory loss
bear hands
bad farts and death.
hummus was originated in the 15th century by the ottoman empire, spread to the entire arab world and later stolen by israelis claiming it as their national food.
2500 people die every day from being hummuscidal.
overloading your digestive system with hummus may cause:
strange stomach noises
short term memory loss
bear hands
bad farts and death.
hummus was originated in the 15th century by the ottoman empire, spread to the entire arab world and later stolen by israelis claiming it as their national food.
2500 people die every day from being hummuscidal.
"No wonder he's dead, he was hummuscidal all along"
"Hey! what are you doing with all that hummus??, are you hummuscidal or something?"
"If eating hummus is a crime than lock me up and call me a hummuscidal maniac"
"Hey! what are you doing with all that hummus??, are you hummuscidal or something?"
"If eating hummus is a crime than lock me up and call me a hummuscidal maniac"
Hummuscidal by Dr. Cock'n'balls February 19, 2012