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2.
A hummersexual is a large or obese homosexual
Person 1: "Did you see that huge guy over there?"
Person 2: "Yeah, Kevin told me he's a hummersexual."
by the Cheekybadger September 09, 2012
 
1.
one who attempts to covers up their inadequacies by
driving an enormous petrol-guzzling behemoth in order to gain respect
"Bob might only get 6 miles to the gallon, but at least the world knew he was a hummersexual"
by BloominEck November 01, 2006
 
3.
Someone who sucks the dick of capitalism.
" That corporate businessman is a hummersexual."
by 15thstoop March 13, 2009