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14.
Besides being a really strange looking huge flat topped car used i nthe military and by some people trying to look really cool when actually looking really dorky... it is a blow job.
Katie wanted to give Joey a Hummer but he said they shouldn't because they are related.
by Dudette May 24, 2004
 
57.
a word used to say homo but commonly used around homos so they dont see you makeing fun of them
hey josh you see that kid, hes such a hummer
by brandon baum January 07, 2005
 
58.
1. Similar to a blowjob, but more pleasurable to the ass clown giving it than to the Boofer getting it.
2. Also know as "gobbling" one's stuff...
"Darren is an ass clown, but he gives great hummers", said Jace.
by Roger February 26, 2003
 
59.
Quite a fat fly that buzzes around,is yellow and black and makes some runny stuff that tastes shite on toast
A hummer flew past me and I squashed the fucker with the back of my hand
by Davidicus Bartominus June 19, 2003
 
60.
Getting a little oral sex
your girl going down on the old willy
by Anonymous January 21, 2003
 
61.
A vehicle that every middle and low class joe likes to complain about. Many criticize the Hummer for it's bad gas mileage, and by owning a Hummer you suddenly become a "problem" for the United States. While the Hummer may only get 10-12 miles to the gallon, MANY other cars get the EXACT SAME THING - It's just the idea that it's a Hummer.

While many complain about the Hummer itself, many complain about the driver. They have a small penis, are insecure, ect. Uhhhh... It all comes down to this: You people have nothing better to complain about, are jealous because you can't afford one, and you make the GAYEST complaints.

Don't like hummers? Here's a little info for you:
Most factories put more metric tons of carbon dioxide into the air in one day then one hummer will the WHOLE year.

I can list a bunch of other cars that get the EXACT SAME GAS MILEAGE.

But as stated above, it all comes down to JEALOSY. You can't afford one - and that's why you hate it.
Anti-Hummer People OWNAGE:
Anti-Hummer Person: You have a microscopic penis!
Me: Really? I can't imagine the size of yours: driving around in your little sissy economy car! Please...

Anti-Hummer Person: Hummer drivers are insecure and stuck up rich people!
Me: No, I'm not insecure, I just have more money then you! And when I get in a car accident with you, I always win!

Anti-Hummer Person: YOU'RE causing global warming!
Me: OPEN YOUR EYES! You want something to complain about? Have factories put less CO2 into the air, they can put A LOT MORE into the air then a Hummer can in a year. And what about busses, semi-trucks, and RVs? You'd be LUCKY to get 8 miles to the gallon in one of those!
by EconomyCarsAreForPussies November 28, 2007
 
62.
Hummer is a homosexual, someone that bums people, bummer, stick those two words together and you got a big Hummer.
That guy has got a dress on, What a fuckin Hummer!!
by Spurtreynolds June 22, 2004
 
63.
When a bitch hums your balls
by S O T C Crew June 09, 2003