Besides being a really strange looking huge flat topped car used i nthe military and by some people trying to look really cool when actually looking really dorky... it is a blow job.
Katie wanted to give Joey a Hummer but he said they shouldn't because they are related.
by Dudette May 24, 2004
Hummer: An SUV which comes in three models:
H1: used by military and Arnold; its huge like Arnold and only gets around 8 miles to a gallon or about the same gas mileage as Chevy duelly pickup
H2: The most popular civilian model. It is full time 4 wheel drive and can ford 2 feet of water at speed. It gets about 12-16 MPG, which is comparable in mileage to a chevy 2500, ford f-250 or a chevy avalanch
H3: The smallest hummer in the GMC line up. This truck comes with a choice of two engines: A 5 cylinder or the V-8. While the 5 cylinder is adequete, the V-8 Alpha model is superb at towing. The H3 is based on the colorado truck body and gets between 16 and 20 miles per gallon. The H3 can do everything off road that that H2 can do but with better mileage. The H3 gas mileage compares with an average america pickup truck like the chevy colorado, or ford f 150.
1. That hummer H1 is so big, Arnold carries all his weight lifting equipement with him when he is on the road.

2. That Hummer H2 gets about the same gas mileage as a chevy avalanche.

3. The Hummer H3 is a nice ride with decent gas mileage; its too bad people stereotype the H3 with the H1.
by bullcityword February 10, 2011
the sexual act of droping your balls into some one's mouth and having them hum to make your balls vibrate
Paris Hilton gives the best hummers.
by the Screaming Tree July 03, 2010
More than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.

robby gives good hummers
by chi chi rodriguez December 30, 2002
A sexual deviant, fond of water pokemon
dude those sheets are soaked, must belong to a hummer
by Squeez January 06, 2014
A truck that allows people to know how much of an asshole you are.
"Hey! Look at that hummer!"

"That guy obviously has a bigger penis than I do."
by yoyoretard234 March 15, 2010
n. - slang for a musician or aspiring composer lacking classical training. you might call it a come from behind, cinderella story, or you could say it's a joke.
danny elfman

"life's a bummer, when you're a hummer" -Hummer, Smashing Pumpkins
by b. simpson May 23, 2007
A BJ that actually involves humming--who knew?!
Hummers make me feel inadequate--any woman who can hum The Star Spangled Banner while giving a BJ and not burst out laughing is more of a woman than I.
by Justanotherwoodchuck November 26, 2005

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