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Humid Skid 

The occurrence of when you attempt to wipe a shart on a hot summer day and leave some behind, the humidity forms a new damp layer over the leftover skid mark, and with a unique blend of body heat and weather, it produces the most putrid and ungodly stench known to man.
Terry wreaked of Humid Skid, causing Rich to dry heave.

Dave forgot to shower, therefore bringing his foul smelling Humid Skid into bed with him, causing Patrica to awake and puke immediately.

Joe neglected to fully clean the shart mess off his leg resulting in a Humid Skid from the tacos that Leah made for him.
Humid Skid by skid squad May 13, 2012

Humidititties 

Underboob sweat girls get when it's hot and humid. (Also happens to guys with man boobs, or Moobs.)
Omg I have such bad humidititties, it's so hot out, Fuck my life.
Humidititties by Boston y Amor August 25, 2016
1. Term used to describe an indescribable item, idea, thought, or action.
2. Also used to say or reply with in an awkward/uninteresting/unpleasant conversation when you literally have nothing else to say.
3. This word actually has no meaning whatsoever.
Mary: "I can't wait for the new Justin Bieber album to come out, like it's gonna be amazing, my life will officially be complete, omggg <3"
Carlos: "Humdeem."
Humdeem by Cahrlos November 9, 2012
Derived from the Warhammer and Warhammer 40,000 universes, Humie is often used by the Orks to refer to Humans, (Imperial Guard or Space Marines). It is not necessarily in a derogatory tone but being orks, it usually is.

This may also be employed by ork fans in other fantasy or sci-fi games where Orks / Orcs are a playable race along with Humans, such as World of Warcraft, (though officially in the lore, WoW Orcs do not really talk like that).
Dem humies be wantin' a fight, we'll giv 'em a fight!

More humies for stompin'! I wantz da teef, don' touch da teef!
Humie by KrazyMonkey June 14, 2012
The humidex is a computed value combining the temperature and humidity into one number. It is used to describe how hot or humid weather feels to the average person.

The number is only significant over 30 degrees celcius.

Essentially, on a really hot day, when there's signicant humidity, it generally feels way hotter than the actual temperature.
Holy crap, the humidex just hit fucking 40!!! It's too fucking hot to exist today!

(for those who live south of the border of Canada and the USA, 40 degrees celcius is actually 104 degree fahrenheit)
humidex by Gerard B. May 31, 2006

humidifier 

A Humidifier is essentially a large electrical bong that makes the air moist.
its's dry in here, we need a damn humidifier.
humidifier by its_science_bitch! December 6, 2014