Hogpen Humdinger 

The act of masturbating onto someone's face at the same time as having your testicles hummed on by another person, while you are all in a twelve-man camping tent and the other nine people are asleep.

Dude, you won't believe what I did on our yearly camping trip last night! I gave a chick a Hogpen Humdinger!!!

Hogpen Humdinger by kingoftheblumkins October 10, 2011

humjinger

Small creatures in Halo that are the Flood. Used to refer to them.

Holy turkey, there's a lot of humjingers.

humjinger by bOb_the Definer March 9, 2005

humdinger 

Something that is extraordinary.

Dan had a humdinger of a penis.

humdinger by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

Humdinger Speedbag

Cunalingus delivered with an extremely high frequency of tongue movement in a semi-eliptical progression. Varying pressure must be applied to execute properly.

My tongue was bashing up on her clit like a speedbag.. She was definitely getting the ol' Humdinger speedbag special!

Humdinger Speedbag by G-manicus September 15, 2010

Blibbering Humdinger 

A clever, yet elusive magical beast known to write witty songs that poke fun at wizards.

"OOOO Look! It's a blibbering humdinger!" - Luna Lovegood

Blibbering Humdinger by parsley mouth November 22, 2011

humduggery 

Wilfully and deliberately engaging in a mundane activity such as sitting down with a good book and a biscuit (composite of humdrum and skullduggery)

Sarah just wanted to engage in some humduggery with a book and a hobnob

humduggery by waveform April 19, 2010

Hamdingers 

A small, bite-sized frozen ham sandwich on a biscuit. Much like today's "white castle" hamburgers; a popular frozen snack food of the late 1960's and 1970's.

"Jimmy, Don't eat that! There is a box of Hamdingers in the freezer!"

Hamdingers by Dravenxstardust February 26, 2009