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1.
A being that resembles a human.
A robot that was designed to mimic the behavio of and/or look like a human being.

See android.
There is always a high possibility that the humanoid in an anime show is a very attractive female.
by AYB April 03, 2003
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2.
An imbecile. Or idiot for lack of a better word. Used by someone who is not of low mental capacity or reasoning, someone clever.

Invariably used to describe masses of idiotic people at any one time, in a sort of sheep in the flock.

NB: They are the ones who climbed out of the primordial slime after all us intelligent people who contribute to the world
Carl: Did you watch X Factor last night?
Dave: No way! I don't watch that crap! It just feeds the humanoid masses who have made a mess of this country.
Carl:...
Dave I'm off the pub. Enjoy watching that shite.
by LoneDragoon90 November 28, 2009
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3.
A 1337 person that could pwn your ass on the internet and real life. Usually can be found on www.hl2world.com and www.halflifesource.com.
Usually lives in a den. www.humanoiden.tk
"n00b: OMG STFU HALO 2 ROX0R!1!
HumaNoiD: shut the hell up and get the fuck out of this forum, or prepared to be bitch-slapped"
"OMFG HUMANOID JUST PWNED ME AT CSS!!1!"
by HumaNoiD November 19, 2004
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4.
A person who weighs 300 lbs and is too muscle bound to move any part of his body other than his neck, legs, and fingers.
When the Humanoid enters the gym, the ground shakes as he passes.
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