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Commonly known as the Rave Girl (or hoe-meous glowicus) these girls are known to eat all of your drugs and drain your money with impunity. They are found in clubs), raves, and house parties always armed with either: body paint, light-up hula-hoops, or glowsticks. One can identify a glow hoe by the dead eyes, haggard appearance, and ripped neon pantyhose. Also be on the lookout for brightly colored monster-hats (I don't know what the fuck they're called), other accessories that you can see in the dark, and sparkly eye shadow: they will force you to watch them wiggle their LED gloves in your face in order to "blow you up" or watch them show off their moves with those damn hula-hoops. *WARNING Do not let a glow hoe crash on your couch. That shit will be covered in glitter for weeks. "Damn, I shared all my weed and coke with that glow hoe and she just peaced out with all her little glow hoe friends."
"Kthnxbyeee!"...(you with dick in hand) She asked me for some molly, same glow hoe, then she tried to cast a spell on me with her fingers. |
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The vagina of Lady GaGa. The security at Alcatraz is a joke compared to that surrounding GaGagina--rotating hula hoops? Sparks? Elaborate costumes?!??!
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| 10. | Boudeman | ||
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A man who specializes in hooking up with creepy girls at random times of the night. Didn't you hear about what he did last night? He totally pulled a Boudeman! She pulled two hula hoops out of her trunk at 2 am and showed him her skills before he fucked her.
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| 11. | Mikey Way | ||
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Mikey Way is the bassist of my chemical romance and the OLDER brother of Gerard Way. "There's less violence in the world when people are using hula-hoops"-Mikey Way
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| 12. | hoopers | ||
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People (mostly hot chicks) who are into the 'art' of hula hooping and related interests. Part of a 'tribal movement' reguarding the hula-hoop popular in modern cultures; also any species that 'hoops'. Who were those hotties? Did they have hulahoops
Those hot bitches were hoopers from down south |
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| 13. | beer soup | ||
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The glorious combination of beer and easy to prepare food.
Perfect for the on the go alcoholic or if you get really hungry at 3 am for some reason and want some soup. Other foods could be noodles, fruit or glorious glorious Hula Hoops. Just pop 'em in the beer and BAM, instant flavour, instant soup. "Mmmmmm, this some good beer soup"
"Dang, what be in this here beer soup?" Dave:"Darn, we're out of food!" Niggs:"How about Beer Soup?" Dave:"Of course!" |
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| 14. | Mikey Way | ||
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Bassist for the band My Chemical Romance. Engaged to Alicia Simmons. Lives in New York with Alicia and their cat Bunny. Has asthma, smokes anyway. Lives on coffee. Constantly wears an Anthrax tshirt. Came up with the name My Chemical Romance. Younger brother of Gerard Way the vocalist of My Chemical Romance. "The world is less violent when people are using Hula-Hoops" -Mikey Way
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