hundshake

Hundshake (Hund-shake) noun: is a short ritual in which one big shot grasps another persons hand accompanied by a $100 dollar bill. Best said in a British accent.

We were so stressed out about having to wait in line at the new club, until our big swinging dick friend Craig showed up and gave the bouncer a hundshake, we were let in immediately thanks to Craigers hundshake.

hundshake by Seddy Mazel July 7, 2018

homeshake 

A friend. A homie. A lover perhaps.

You’re my homeshake. I love you.

homeshake by justxsayingxx November 1, 2017

Hugshake 

The awkward fumbling after greeting who is usually a distant relative. Neither party is sure whether to hug or shake hands, and so the dance begins, wherein both parties seem to do a sped-up version of the robot, first extending an open hand, then switching to open arms, with the other party doing the opposite.
Usually, this occurs with an in-law, but in some cases a drunkle is involved.
This always results in awkwardness, embarrassment, and comedy.

Mack: Did you see my hugshake with Mel?
Jake: Oh fuck, that was more awkward than Sarah Palin trying to answer a question about foreign policy.
Mack: ...so you're trying topical humour, eh? Palin, really?
Jake: Piss off, Mack.

Hugshake by Timbo_Slice February 28, 2009

hogshake

Display of overwhelming dominance

"That noob said he would pwn me, but I served up a hogshake on that hamhock"

hogshake by sporkrocket May 16, 2008