MIKE TANNER MIKE TANNER MIKE TANNER!!! MIKE TANNER HAS A HUGE ASS!! mike ass is huge and squiches and has one red pimple!!
person 1: Well hello mike...my u have an unusually oddly large ass...may i grope it?
mike: surly...while ur there u may probe it as well...
person 1: awesome...man...i wish i had an ass like urs....its so sexy it makes me cream in my pants
mike:MEOW! fiesty aint cha? sexyy sexy..o-o O!