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1.
The act of shoving your flacid dick and both balls into a womans mouth when she is snoring. Then you scream, "rise and shine bitch."
My girl wouldn't stop snoring so I fed her the huevos rancheros
by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009
 
2.
Rancher eggs in english latin slang for testicules
We was playin tetherball i hit the ball and it hit him in the huevos rancheros
by CLO July 03, 2005