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Monkey Hucker

n. One who makes rapid fire, outlandish declarations as a statement of fact. Typically a low IQ individual who has zero self awareness to the absurdity of their statements. In the slim chance that one of their several thousand proclamations actually come to pass, they suffer severe elbow tendonitis from slapping their own back. They spew so much shit, it is akin to a monkey shitting in their hand and hucking it around with reckless abandon.
This monkey hucker called the Suns to win the championship with a sweep, the Lions to make the playoffs, and the Pats to go to the Super bowl w/o Brady
Monkey Hucker by REDJGPW May 24, 2022
MTB rider who free falls through the air to bypass technical features rather than wasting them riding over them.
Hagar the hucker just fucked that rock garden off, hucking the shit out of it big time.
Hucker by Wordmiester September 28, 2019

New York Hickery Dickery Dong 

A sexual act between a man and woman that can only be done on New Year’s Eve on top of the Empire State Building, otherwise it’s completely ILLEGAL. The man inserts his cock into the woman’s pussy, preferably a tight one, he than dangles her over the edge (titanic style). He continues to pump his cock into her, pulling out last second, ejaculating over the edge, falling down to an unsuspecting person. After that, they must sing the National Anthem backwards, or they will be killed by two bald eagles that happen to reside in the building.
James: yo, guess what? My girl said I could try the New York Hickery Dickery Dong on her tonight, since it’s New Year’s Eve and all.

Patrick: Sweet, I wish I had a woman like yours.
Adam has a huckory computer.

My jesus, i am having a huckory week.
huckory by Phil Holt July 12, 2006
A dropping left behind by a horse. Most often found on a hiking foot terrain.
There's some horse Huckey, watch your step.

Whats that smell? "Oh its just huckey", she shouted.
Huckey by Turdpokis December 2, 2010
A hucker is an extreme sportsman, usually bmx, who will take large drops and boost gaps. Usually huckers do not possess skill to grind, tailwhip, barspin, or any of that smooth boy stuff. Huckers also usually have little skill overall, and only impress by doing crazy drops and gaps.
Sean Burns, pre 2010
"Damn, did you see burns drop off that roof and snap his headtube?"
"Yeah what a fucking hucker"
Hucker by bmxbrah September 24, 2013