Shane: I talked to Miguel last night, and he told me that he has been on Porn Hub a lot lately.
Scott: Shut the front door!
Paul: What's wrong with that? I hubb before every meal of the day... and twice before bed.
Scott: Yea, but you can smash and wreck whenever you want. For you, it's by choice.
Shane: Yea, that's Miguel's only option. I personally can't blame the guy. It's the only way that his tiny, pathetic, herpe-infested dick can get any attention now-a-days
Paul: Ooohh, yea. Its one thing to have a baby needle chode dick, buts its another to have herpes.
Scott: Damn, Herpes is for life... Hubbin is the man's only option.
Shane: Hey Scott, can I use your laptop to do research for my paper?
Scott: Can't you use paul's? I'm on the Crew site now.
Shane: I would, but everytime I type in a letter for a web address, a different porn site pops up. Its that way for every letter, A-Z.
Scott: Damn, That kid Hubbs like it's his day job. Hubbin aint a fuckin joke