Small town in the outskirts of a northern state in Mexico. Name derives from a northern Indian tribe named Hualahuises. Population fluctuates due to constant re-locating on behalf of its inhabitants to the states.The town was probably founded by perhaps 10-15 goodlooking people back in the 1800s being this the explanation to why EVERYONE thats decent looking in the town is somehow related, the lesser physically attractive likely infested the Hualahuisian gene pool in the early 1900s making some of the inhabitants less attractive(these latter residents likely immigrated from a tacky state like Michoacan or Durango). The small town is well known for having many stuck up people who think that having something worth a few hundred dollars makes them important. Fashion is key and the wealthiest(usually related to the governor of the small town at the time) and GAYest kids will always have A&F on(though they know nothing about TRUE fashion where is my Versace and D&G!!!). The town has a couple of prominant(wealthy) families the most prominant seems to be the most hated,though I dont see the point of hating them being all the members of said family are either and or fat/dark/short. The town is based agriculturaly, the main harvest being the mandarin and orange. The diet consists of rice and lentils, usually accompanied by a serving of either beef pork or chicken. In the winter time REAL tamales are prominant. The nastiest component of the Hualahuisian diet is likely Hoquoke which...more...