htolf 

hysterically telling oneself lies for fun

my hair is soo pretty...

dude shes full of htolf

htolf by tease101 July 14, 2009

Holf 

The best sport to have ever been created.

Holf is played by using a holf club to hit holfballs into a holf hole. Holf was invented by an r/polls user who unintentionally created the greatest sport of all time by mistyping the word golf (🤮🤮🤮).

A: Hey you should play holf! I've heard it is the best sport ever!
B: Yeah, I love holf!

Holf by holfer69 November 15, 2021

holf 

holf > golf

r/holf

holf by pog63837518 November 15, 2021

Holf 

The most boring sport according to r/polls

Holf is love, holf is life.

Holf by Wjr614 November 16, 2021

Holf 

Holf is like golf but 1919299 times better then golf

Holf was first said on r/Polls

We all love holf

Holf by I am a girl dont call me a boy November 17, 2021

HTOL 

HTOL is an abbreviation of Huge Tracts of Land. Huge Tracts of Land is a word used to describe a woman with large breasts that originated with Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Since then a site called Bro My God has been using Huge Tracts of Land (HTOL) to describe women with large breasts and cleavage.

Check it out she has Huge Tracts of Land (HTOL)!

HTOL by MyNadzItch January 10, 2014

HTOFL 

Internet acronym originating in the furry community, meaning 'hottest thing on four legs'.

-You know Vitani, right?
-Yeah, she's definitely the HTOFL.

HTOFL by ShatXIII April 21, 2005