Commonly found within a large government department human resource division are the elderly human resource consultant specialist managers, otherwise refered to as Human Remains (HR).
Those HR fuckers have no idea.
Pronounced Na-je-p-tum. Another word for all that is evil in the world. Calling someone a Najeptm is the equivalent of calling them a Fucktard, minge mayo, pissflaps, slut, skank, and cocksucker all at once. This is due to the extremely nasty nature of persons this refers too, particularly in the HR Role.
Naomi,my HR Manager... God, she's such a najeptm.
An extremely lazy HR Manager of Nigerian extraction. Often to be found 'skulking' in others offices, blaming others for her own failings, abdicating all responsibility to poorly trained office juniors.
"Jesus! Where's that fucking Slack Ass bitch hiding today?"
Policy Manual Douche
In the workplace it refers to a middle-manager without the slightest education or wherewith-all to make, and stand by, a decision on their own. The PMD's greatest operational crutch is the company policy manual. Their only quality is having the ability to summarize rules and regulations that were written by someone else. A PMD fears repercussions from upper management and therefore stifles the possibility of a cheerful and productive atmosphere in the workplace. Without the capacity to think independently and offer viable real-world solutions to problems the PMD can literally be replaced by a 30 page company handbook.
PMD: I gotta mark you as being tardy this morning.
John: What? I stay late four days a week on my own recognizance.
PMD: Sorry, my hands are tied. You know the rules. Besides, corporate is coming down on me for allowing you to slide.
John: Sounds good. I'll also stop working overtime voluntarily since the rules state my hours as 9-5 with a 1 hr lunch.
PMD: Wish I could help you out.
John: You just did.
Boss who enjoys giving his HR manager a hard time on a on going basis.
While away from the office he sprays down your office with opressive and puke rendering pot porie bathroom freshener.
The act whereby 2 superior members of an organizational chart (manager, assistant manager) try to brow beat a subordinate member of same chart into blindly following along with their mission, no matter how moronic and half baked. Often found within the Injection Molding Industry.
#1 - Here, write this up without the facts to back it up
#2 - Yea you don't need all those stupid facts
#3 - You dictate, I'll type it up for YOU
Word used in Mexican Spanish to describe a state of being "pocho." Pocho is a derogatory term that Mexicans use for American hispanics who can't speak Spanish correctly. Also used to describe someone who says he's bilingual, but in reality can't function in either language.....like Tex-Mex.
HR Manager: Didn't that last applicant say he was bilingual on his resume ?
Supervisor: Yeah, puro pochismo. He can't write a business letter to our clients in Mexico, and he can't spell in English either. Where do these guys get off bragging how bilingual they are ?