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1.
a round, obnoxious hypocrite with an appetite for trans fats and the sausage of various bello(s)
Brett: "Blake! you gotta get that Hoyes away from my Bello!"
Blake: "Don't worry, that Hoyes will be coming home with me tonight"
by Sig Machee April 16, 2008