shizen howzen 

Shit house.

Just went to see that Julia Roberts movie, it was shizen howzen

shizen howzen by freddybob27 May 28, 2012

FUCKBAG SMITTY HOWZEN 

couple of words you can say when fuck just isnt enough.

FUCKBAG SMITTY HOWZEN

FUCKBAG SMITTY HOWZEN by Justin Beiber wanna-be xD November 7, 2010

Howfen 

The town of Westhoughton near Bolton in England.

He lives in Howfen.

Howfen by mashed85 March 9, 2012

shizen houzen 

dervired from the german word shizen meaning shit and with the addition of houzen meaning house,

thats shizen houzen

shizen houzen by jem October 16, 2003

Howden 

A version of howdy, but less country in context; a greeting.

Howden! How was your day today?

Howden by Eyesofhope May 12, 2016

hotzendorf 

noun.
a man who had reached so many failures it becomes his signature

verb.
to do something stupid without knowing it

I just hotzendorfed my life tremendously, bro.

hotzendorf by gunner13 July 17, 2017

Conrad von Hötzendorf

Franz Conrad von Hötzendorf (1852-1925) was an Austro-Hungarian Feldmarschal and Chief Of Staff of the Austro-Hungarian military until 1917. He is famous for his grandiosely embarrassing failures in Serbia (1914), Russia (1914-1915 read Siege of Przemyśl) and Italy (1915-1917 until battle of Caporetto). He was heavily interested in old style warfare, which just didn't work anymore in the new modern era. This particular played a huge role in his failures. He is widely considered a meme and the YouTube channel The Great War even used him on their merch. He is widely considered the guide for "how not to fight a modern war".

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Conrad von Hötzendorf?

Person 2: Of course! He is the guide for how not to fight a modern war!

Conrad von Hötzendorf by Hans the German Monarchist July 22, 2021