|1.||how's it goin' eh?|
A true Canadian greeting required for any real conversation.
Jim just gets up in the morning, walks into the kitchen to see his roomate there sipping his Tim Horton's double double coffee.
"How's it going eh?" Queries Jim, formalizing the conversation between them and fulfilling any requisites to speak with non-monosyllables.
Doug, the roomate, grunts in acknowledgement, then pours more coffee and bites his kruller from Tim Horton's, it's all about the tractor wheel eh.
Online, used when the 'speaker' has no comment. Can also describe feeling ill or blah
Accompanied with a shrug, means "whatever"
Person 1: ...so then I killed her with her own gravy ladle! What's your opinion?
Person 2: eh
Person 1: How's it goin
Person 2: eh
Person 1: Hey I heard you were gone today, how're you doin?
Person 2: eh..I feel blah
"Whaddya wanna do today?" "Eh," he shrugged, "I don't care."
adjective meaning good or bad... also use "snake" on it's own to throw in randomly to spice up the conversation.
"Hey Sam-Snake! How's it goin'?"
"M'eh, feelin' kinda snakey today."
"Dude, I just found $20!"
When you have a crush on somebody whom you would not normally go for. You become nervous while talking to them, or sometimes even just talking about them. The crush is a type of crush for all ages but when you have a nerd crush it is like you are in middle school again.
Not meaning you have a crush on a nerd but that YOU are a nerd because you get nervous when you talk to them, start sweating profusely, etc.
Nerd Crush: "Hey (insert name here)! How's it goin'?"
You: "Hi.. uh.. eh... uh.. " (turn red and run away)
Generaly used to end or complete a sentence. Used in the same context as Man, Dude, Guy, Mate.
A Term used by Cape Bretoner's and New Found Landers.
For example, in Australia they would say:
"How's it going mate?" or "It's good hearing from you Mate"
B'y is used in the same context.
"What's goin on b'y?"
"Your a fuckin idiot b'y"
What the state known as "Florida" should be called. If you live there, you are a Floridian, hence your state should be Floridia.
Resident: How's it goin', eh? Where you folks from?
Tourist: We're from Florida!
Resident: Oh, you're a Floridan.
Tourist: We're called Floridians.
Resident: So, you're from Floridia.
Tourist: No. Florida. Flo-ri-da.
Resident: Right. Floridan.
Tourist: I hate Canadia.
An orgy involving one woman, generally middle aged, and at least five guys. The men first abstain from masturbating or having intercourse for at least three days, in order to increase the potency and quantity of their ejaculation. The orgy begins when the men stand in a circle around the woman, who is kneeling on the ground. They proceed to circle jerk, ejaculating simultaneously on her head (so that she is covered in the "snow"). They then proceed to gang-bang the woman - pausing first to tweak on some crystal meth. Originated in Ft. MacMurray Alberta, where due to the oil sands there is a largely transient population of male workers (a.k.a rig-pigs), and relatively few females.
Rig-pig 1: How's it goin' eh? Did you bone that chick from the bar last night?
Rig -pig 2: Naw man, I had to share with my buddies. Showed her an Alberta Snowstorm.