|1.||what are you on about?|
meaning "what do you mean?"more...
it is a shortened version on "what are you going on about?" or "what are you talking about?"
usually used when someone is not making sense for extended periods of time or if you feel like you've missed something.
can be lengthened to show complete and utter confusion.
what the fuck are you on about?
what, exactly, are you on about?
what the fuck are you on about, exactly?
what the fucking hell are you on about you fucking cock? how's about you learn to fucking speak english?
A greeting and inquiry as to the state of someone's well being. Derived from the question "How the fuck are you?"
First Wellfleetian -- "Hadafakaya!"
Second Wellfleetian -- "Wicked pissah!"
You question your existence. This generally happens after a whiskey nightcrawler, a night of trash and crash, blacking out ,or being blacked. You may ask yourself questions like, "Who am I?", "Where the hell am I?", "How the fuck did I get here?"more...
You may find yourself actually trying to answer these questions if you smoke marijuana, or have eaten shrooms, peyote, or mescaline, and you will find yourself on a quest to find...
|4.||what the fuck are you doing|
Uttered when a vessel (usually sea-based) makes a wrong turn; accidentally uttered by Sue Simmons of WNBC-4 NY when she unexpectedly saw a cruise liner turn at an awkward angle.
"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... what the fuck are you doing ?!"
|5.||[What the fuck are you doing?]|
Favorite catch phrase of WNBC's Sue Simmons, first debuted May 12, 2008 and later seen on David Letterman.
"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... What the fuck are you doing?!" - Sue Simmons
There are only eleven times in history where the "FUCK" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:more...
11. "What the "FUCK" do you mean,
we are sinking?!"
-Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the "FUCK" was that?"
-Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those "FUCKING" Indians
8. "Any "FUCKING" idiot
could understand that."
7. "It does so "FUCKING" look like her!"
6. "How the FUCK did you work that out?"
-Pythagoras, 126 BC
5 "You want what
on the "FUCKING" ceiling?"
4. "Where the "
|7.||What are you weird?|
- Something you say when someone says something exponentially stupid
- A quote often used by Ben
- Great way to tell somebody to stop talking because they're weird
- often followed or used in the same conversation as the quotes "THAT'S HOW WE DO SHIT AROUND HERE", "what are you a homo?" or the word "Weirdo"
Allison: DUDE! Let's go fuck shit up
Ben: WHAT ARE YOU WEIRD?
Ben: THAT'S HOW WE DO SHIT AROUND HERE!