|15.||I Am A Graveyard|
A band formed by Frank Iero (best known as one of the guitarists for internationally popular alternative rock band My Chemical Romance). Shortly after I Am A Graveyard didn't take off, Frank joined MCR.
This band is now nonexistent, unless some little punks stole it.
Little Punk 1: What should we call our band?
Little Punk 2: How about "The Travesty"? Or, um..."Black Souls", or..."Angst-Tastic Eyeliner-Monkeys"?
Little Punk 1: I know! "I Am A Graveyard", 'cause that's like, so dark and original.
Little Punk 2: But hasn't that already been used?
Little Punk 1: *blinks* *dies*
Little Punk 2: *blinks* *runs away*
Rv - "where's Jason?"
Kirst - "Shit off you berk, how should I know?"
The euphoria felt after giving a woman a motor boat
Dude, after pulling my face out of her tits I experienced a lactose overload.
A mysterious abbreviation. No one actually seems to know what it means.
"What does IDK mean?"
"I don't know"
|19.||Homies check yo domes I may be reachin for my choppa|
In the landmark case of Jesse Parrish v. School District, the controversial quote got famous. Definition:
1. An ambiguously meaningless saying that has or implies no negative connotation. Merely an expression of one's own frustration in a positive, healthy, constructive manner.
2. Is equivalent to saying: Friends, I am frustrated right now, but I know I must keep my head up, and you should too, because that is what is best for the world.
Fred: Hey Jesse, did you get suspended for true threats?
Jesse: Yes, and here is how it made me feel: Homies check yo domes I may be reachin for my choppa
|20.||Ask a ninja|
Used in reply to questions that nobody in the current group can possibly know. A reference to the popular Youtube sensation "Ask a Ninja" in which a guy dressed up as a ninja answers email questions about ninjas in random ways.
Person #1: Why would Sarah dump me?
Person #2: Dude, ask a ninja. How should I know...
i don't know really
for when you want to sound a bit more polite than just saying idk.
guy 1: how should i tell my wife i've been cheating on her?
guy 2: idkr