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a wood chuck should never be judged on quantity of wood just the quality of said wood.

should a woodchuck choose not to chuck wood it is his choice and his choice alone he should not be judged on his motives for chucking said wood

the question being asked should be what KIND of wood a woodchuck chucks if he so chooses to chuck said wood
a woodchuck that chucks 500 chords of oak is no greater than a woodchuck that chucks 1 chord of cedar

a woodchuck that chooses not to chuck wood is just as much as a woodchuck as one that doesnt.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
by tom-curly July 03, 2011
 
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You had to be pretty bored to look this one up.
A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked.
by Bark. Tree, Bark. March 05, 2005
 
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Questions usually asked by inquisitive children, such as:
Why are we here?
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
Son: Dad, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Dad: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
by caxwl July 13, 2004
 
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A riddle asked to little children and is still unanswerable.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, to measure the amount, the chucker had to count, which only a human could. Well if the counter couldn't chuck and the chucker couldn't count then there is nothing each other could say. The only conclusion and the single solution is that chucking wood is gay.

No woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris.

The answer is Undefined
by Narto928 June 06, 2009
 
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This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.



Sawford: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?


Hot naked babe:If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it. *gets tits out*
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sawford dies
by EmilieStone October 07, 2008
 
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As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
guy1: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
guy2: "As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!"
by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006