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hoverpoop 

To take a poop in a toilet without contact between the butt and the toilet seat.
Hoverpooping requires the hoverpooper to air-sit over the toilet.
Hoverpooping is much more sanitary than allowing the butt to contact the toilet seat.
Hoverpooping is much more efficient than taking the time to cover the toilet seat with toilet paper.
Person 1 - Passing time is only 6 minutes long, I have to walk all the way to chemistry, and I really have to poop! There's no way I'll have enough time!
Person 2 - Take a hoverpoop! It only takes a minute!
Person 1 - Great idea!

Person 3 - I only hoverpoop when there's no toilet seat covers
Person 4 - I hoverpoop all the time! Even at home!
Person 3 - Geez, isn't that tiring?
Person 4 - I got used to it. My legs have build up endurance from hoverpooping so much.
hoverpoop by hoverpooper February 28, 2009

holverson 

extremely loud abnoxious arrogant butt face
wow! that guys is a total holverson!!!
holverson by decoy troy January 20, 2009

HoverRound 

personal motorized vehicle. Also available with a vacuum cleaner called the HooveRound. Sold under the name of RoverHound as a fetching device for dyslexics.
"Please pass the HoveRound".
HoverRound by Dean Morris August 5, 2003

HoverRound 

A satanic peice of machinerey that can move people to and from any point in the space time continueum... or the grand canyon...
*Pushes Button* FWOOOOOOSSSSHHHHH *Clicks Button* "JESUS CHRIST","A NEBULEA!"
HoverRound by Anthony May 13, 2003

hoverpoo 

huv-er-poo Too sit above the toilet to where your ass is not touching either because of a phobia, or it is too dirty.
"I went to a rest area and the port-o-potty's toilet seat was so dirty i had to take a hoverpoo to keep my bum clean."
hoverpoo by BlindMan27 January 27, 2009

Hooverson Heights 

AKA, Heroin Heights.
A small little village that is considered a part of Follansbee, West Virginia.
Full of heroin junkies, liars, theives, fools, and drug dealers. The majority of the population spend their time sitting on their fat asses, drinking RC cola, and smoking Pyramid cigarettes. Everyone knows everyone because they all get together and shoot up heroin and RC cola mixed together. Most of the people who reside on Hooverson dont have a job or a car, so they steal from their friends and familes and sell their possesions at the nearby pawnshop for drug money.

Things you often see on Hooverson Heights:
-People walking with a case of cheap beer
-Used hypodermic needles
-Young children stealing lawn ornaments
-Ambulances, cop cars, and firetrucks
Hey man, that girl must live on Hooverson Heights, she just tried to sell me some heroin.