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long distance lovership 

A term to describe two people who are more than friends, but due to certain circumstances cannot be dating who have a strong emotional commitment to one another but are far away and often beyond physical access most of the time.

Benefits include being able to whine, pamper, understand, defend, help, talk, whisper, use inside jokes with each other, etc.
They bear every semblance to a real couple, except they are not one.
He and I have a long distance Lovership.
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hoversheet

Farting under the sheets. Fart containment in bed.

When you have bad gas you prepare the “hoversheets” when it’s time to go to sleep.

Hoversheets are used for traditional “Dutch oven” techniques.
“Prepare the hoversheets! The buffalo wings are about to make their escape!”
hoversheet by Three Balls May 9, 2019

Hovershart 

Term used for a shitty hoverboard
Hey beau I heard you got a new hovershart!
Hovershart by Steven Williams August 17, 2016
The acknowledgement of displayed behavior where a man puts a woman on a pedestal and let's her walk all over him.
Sorry guys can't go out tonigh... my wife wants me to go home and hership her phat ass tonight.
hership by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023
A word to describe two people who are more than friends, but due to certain circumstances cannot be dating. It is in fact not a childish word, but an educated well thought out mature word.
Walter: "Hey Brah whats going on between Maggie and Bob? Are they just friends or are they dating?"

Jo-Jo: "Nah Brah there neither, there in a lovership."
Lovership by BoBo Fett1 March 14, 2011

Hovershit 

When you have to take a dump in a public restroom, but the toilet seat is too filthy so you have to hover over it and unleash.
Jaheen took a hovershit in a truckstop after eating a bean burrito.
Hovershit by ishboo3002 September 22, 2011